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PostSubject: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:49 pm



The last day dawns on the place known as Grenz Frontier.
It arrives with no fanfare, no tolling of alarms.
Those who will remember, will speak fondly of the warm morning breeze.
People carry on with their daily lives, unaware that in a short while...
Everything they have ever known will come to Tom Steevens.


Tom Steevens was a simple man. No great hero or adventurer, but a simple frenchman, rather. Occupying most of his time with the knitting of white shawls to double as banners in tribute to his unwavering courage in defense of his nation and people.

However, once upon a time Tom Steevens had an epiphany. An epiphany so strong and fierce that it shattered his left testicle. An epiphany which changed his life forever.

What if he. Tom Steevens. Could become an assassin? He would wade through blood and guts and human eyeballs to become the greatest killer this world had ever known. He would rend the flesh from his enemies' limbs and eat their hearts, laughing manically as they tried to staunch the seeping of their lifeblood into the hallowed soil. And all would be Tom Steevens, now and forevermore.

However, Tom Steevens faced a dilemma. What if he could not get close to those whose hearts he would softly braise in a mild white-wine sauce and serve on a bed of lettuce and herbs? Tom Steevens put on his thinking chapeau and thought long and hard.
really long and really hard. So long and hard that.. okay nvm.

Anyway, after much thinking Tom Steevens had yet another epiphany, though not as ball-shattering as his initial one. What if he. Tom Steevens. Could bring fire magic? That way, he could destroy his foes from afar aswell as slicing them up point-blanque.

It was not long after that that Tom Steevens became the dreaded and horribly effective killing machine that he is today. Taking out shrines and groups of unwary combatants at a glance, he glides across the killing fields of the echovald, always hungry for more death, destruction, and a 1976 chateau rousse. Feared by all the clans of the Luxon armada, this wraith of penultimate devastation and undoing plagues the Luxons' efforts to consolidate their tenuous hold in the deep reaches of the petrified forest.


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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:20 pm

i dont get it....
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:42 pm

no one ever does
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:52 pm

Tom Steevens wrote:
I DON T UNDERSTAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:56 pm

DK wrote:
no one ever does
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:43 pm

you guys think i should read what kay wrote under the pic?
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:12 am

no

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:38 am

No no, reading that would only allow you to slightly understand what happened. Ergo, do not read it.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:06 pm

I found it chuckle worthy. ^^
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:54 am

God. Train rides are boring. Luckily Tom Steevens offers me consolation.

I really should ask rob where he found Vent for android.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:17 pm

The days grow long and weary without your presence, the hours... dismal.

Live long and prosper komrad.

Also erm, why don't you just search for it with your android? It's not called Vent, that's all I know about it.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:58 pm

Yeah. I tried. Haven't had time to check it properly yet.

Man, this real life stuff is a drag.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:08 pm

gz you're now an internet addict
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:53 pm


... now? try ever since I discovered it.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:04 pm


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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:18 pm

The legend grows...
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:14 pm

heil Tom

or should I say

faire pleuvoir le Tom
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:06 pm

TOM STEEVENS HAS RETURNED.

rejoice.

I shall post my conversation

edit

here it is:



I have angered thy Tom Stevens, for which I am truly regretful.

translation:

Tom: moi aussi j vais t parler en francais tu comprends rien et c normale parce ke tcon
me too i will t speak french you understand it and because c normal ke TCON
dans ton cul
your ass ( I think it's actually you're an ass, I'm not sure)

Dk:if you like it that way, Tom
kyouko vous a pris pas sur dur.
Kyouko has taken your absence the hardest. shes the one that helped us four point body block you.

Tom:you speak very bad french (translation of the above french as well)

Dk: I blame google translator
Do you remember when we four point body blocked you in alliance battles?

Tom: yes but I'm in gda guild and I dont come to your guild

Dk:not trying to recruit you

I just want to talk
because me and my guild aspire to be as big as you were in alliance battles

Tom: I'm noob in alliance battles

Dk: do not say such things you are our heroes

Tom:
mon cul
My ass

Dk: yes, my lord






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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:46 pm

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Nike.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:04 pm

I think he has a shoe fetish...
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:18 pm

DK, you're not gonna make me do a google translation of whatever you typed to him are you. No you can't be serious.
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:05 pm

hold on, I'll translate it

done see above, I skipped typing out some of the french, you should be able to get the gist though.
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:45 pm

Lol scrubs.

Could read it the first time, because I'm not American and therefor know more than one language.

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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:55 pm

lrn2not be a prick kthxbai
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PostSubject: Re: TOM STEEVENS.   Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:44 pm

I'm Canadian!
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